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From: -=EL~Scorpo=-
Types Of Women
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HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can livewithouther.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for yourfourbasic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,installsherself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her youwilllose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will loseeverything............
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Новая тема... (мне нравится это выражение)
Came to play games?
-=EL~Scorpo=-
Nothing about games...
-=EL~Scorpo=-
Nothing about games...
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ВАУ!!!
Ну, про ПЕТ-росяна это ты прикольнулся... Любишь поиздеваться над самим собой???
Came to play games?
-=EL~Scorpo=-
Nothing about games...
-=EL~Scorpo=-
Nothing about games...